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dick chocolate

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.
After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.
dick chocolate by Chipbord December 26, 2014

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in
omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate
dick chocolate by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

Dick Chocolate

When one gets shit on their penis after anal sex.
Friend 1: After I pulled out it was covered in dick chocolate.

Friend 2: Gross.
Dick Chocolate by Megan Weakass February 12, 2018

Dick Chocolate

When you put it in the butt and u bouta bust a nut, but then u find out u got shit on yo dick.
Yo I just got dick chocolate bitch, from a thicc chocolate bitch.
Dick Chocolate by Lilmeat69420 September 6, 2018

Chocolate dick pop

Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.

see also (milk chocolate dick pop)
Last night i gave your sister a chocolate dick pop

chocolate dick zit 

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.
Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.
chocolate dick zit by PieKnee March 11, 2017
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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