dick chisel

1)One whom is constantly slapped in the face with a penis.
2)An extremely ugly looking person, who looks as if they suffer from being such.
1)"Jamie is such a nympho dick chisel."
2)"That fucking dick chisel looks like she got ran over by a mack truck. Whore."
by Prez March 20, 2004
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dick chisel

a metal tool with a sharp beveled edge that is used to etch intricate carvings into the shaft of a dick.
Honey, I'm going out to the shed to sharpen my dick chisel.
by Clem Blarstenfarge April 29, 2003
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chiseled dick

A penis with a large head a deep ridge and a veiny shaft usually accompanied by a pair of swinging balls...
OMG!!! I came 30 times damn did he have a chiseled dick
by Melissafoundoz September 14, 2017
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