dick chisel 

1)One whom is constantly slapped in the face with a penis.
2)An extremely ugly looking person, who looks as if they suffer from being such.

1)"Jamie is such a nympho dick chisel."
2)"That fucking dick chisel looks like she got ran over by a mack truck. Whore."

dick chisel by Prez March 20, 2004

dick chisel 

a metal tool with a sharp beveled edge that is used to etch intricate carvings into the shaft of a dick.

Honey, I'm going out to the shed to sharpen my dick chisel.

dick chisel by Clem Blarstenfarge April 29, 2003

chiseled dick 

A penis with a large head a deep ridge and a veiny shaft usually accompanied by a pair of swinging balls...

OMG!!! I came 30 times damn did he have a chiseled dick

chiseled dick by Melissafoundoz September 17, 2017

Dickchisel 

A penis that is so sharp it can be used as a chisel.

"Man, Frank beveled that cabinet's edge just by getting an erection."
"Dude, what a dickchisel."

Dickchisel by Bronze Hedwick October 6, 2005