dick bummer 

When a girl gets her punta going up against a guy on the dancefloor

Hey check out Lily on the dancefloor, she's a total dick bummer

dick bummer by Gwendolyn3 May 9, 2011

Dick bumper

A bushy moustache that gives protection to the upper lip from excessive penis sucking.

keith's upper lip sure would had hurt in the morning if not for his dick bumper.

Dick bumper by klayzee February 21, 2008

bommerang dick 

a dick that is curved so much that it looks like a fucking bommerang!

Girl 1: did you fuck Tom's bommerang dick lastnight?
Girl 2: fuck no, I was laughing my ass off when I saw it.

bommerang dick by trolllolol July 25, 2011

dickhummer 

person who hums whilst giving oral sex upon a penis...like its a harmonica

hey jason, how was that dickhummer at the club? i could hear her out front

dickhummer by jrs1me January 18, 2020