dick buffer 

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a friend or foe is gay.

Seriously dude your a dick buffer.

dick buffer by Diablo Draco May 1, 2006

Dick Buffer 

When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.

"wow, Brittany is messaging me for the first time in 6 months complaining about how lonely she is. She must just need a dick buffer"

Dick Buffer by Thikkshady March 24, 2022

dick buffet 

Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.

Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.

dick buffet by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016

dickbuffer

noun, a fag,a homosexual, one who polishes dicks

Look at this guy, he is a real dickbuffer.

dickbuffer by Ronny Ford January 7, 2004

Duckbuffer 

When you're full cock down a chicks throat and she starts to quack on it, but you leave it that deep down her throat and stop moving like you're buffering so she chokes and quacks even more.

Duude, I pulled a full duckbuffer on my girlfriend last night when I made her deepthroat me. She sounded like she was one quack away from being an Aflack commercial.

Duckbuffer by Pope Reagan June 9, 2018