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dick and ball

ya like dick and ball
by cock!?! November 2, 2020
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dick and ball skootch

verb: When you drag your dick and balls real slow across something.
Damnit Jack! Quit doing the dick and ball skootch all over Bud's face.
by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005
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dick and ball torture

a fun kink some sugar daddies tend to have
okay jerold you finished your oatmeal time to commence the dick and ball torture
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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