Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

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Someone who has little sexual expertise.

I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.

Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick by Prettypolly76 June 28, 2011

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Big Useless Dick

When a guy boasts a lot about the size of his penis, but is actually very boring and cannot last long in bed. He also tries to to sleep with as many women as possible to hide the fact that the quality of sex is really bad.

Well now I know that he's just a Big Useless Dick. Next!

Big Useless Dick by scorpiowoman111 May 16, 2016

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the dick your mother used to ride

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.

"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

the dick your mother used to ride by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

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