Definitions by themainmanlobo

useless dick 

a bristolian slang word for a imbecile, usually consideredthe most idiotic of all people in a community.

youra dumass, useless dick.

useless dick by themainmanlobo January 25, 2009

Sex sandwich 

an amazing and extremely good looking person, usually with the name Lily.
Antonio's regard sex sandwiches the most beautiful people on earth.
sex sandwich is a lot like sex muffin.
sex muffins and sex sandwiches are usually extremely good together.

1.phwarr, your a sex sandwich.
2. well you're a sex muffin :)

Sex sandwich by themainmanlobo January 24, 2009