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Diaper Face

If you insult someone this badly you should be sent to jail for 2nd Degree Murder. (WARNING) Only do this to your true enemy, or if you want to wipe them off the face of the Earth.
Diaper Face by Cvleb March 22, 2019

Diaper Face

When a man with a beard is changing a baby's diaper and leans down into the open dirty diaper and gets some excess poop stuck in his facial hair without realizing it.
Yeah he has a total diaper face!
Diaper Face by CletusTHECOOLKID October 3, 2011

Dirty Diaper Face

The perpetual look of disgust that sets into a teenager's face
Molly walked into class with her usual dirty diaper face. I love my job.

Joey Diaper Face 

Another cuck loser politician proudly wearing his face diaper in public to hide the smirk on his face from the TV cameras.
Oh OH Joey Diaper Face will be on CNN and MSNBC again tonight talking about getting a stuffy when black kids crawl up his hairy legs. Keep him away from small children.
Joey Diaper Face by jayskind1 March 2, 2022

face diaper 

slang for face mask
I sneezed really violenty and felt a chunk of snot shoot out! Good thing I was wearing a face diaper! Nobody saw it.
face diaper by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022

face diaper 

another name for the popular yet negligibly useful mask worn during the COVID-19 pandemic including homemade cloth and even crocheted versions.
I'm not wearing one of these pointless face diapers any longer. I don't have COVID and it would blow right through anyway.
face diaper by wordmaker1122 May 25, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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