dezhausted

an extreme form of exhausted, also spelled dezausted

man i just beat up every person in canada, im dezhausted

by nate May 24, 2005

Desausted

Beyond exhaustion. To be so tired as to not be able to even coherently articulate being exhausted.

I was so desausted last night that I didn't even brush my teeth before bed.

by Jump Of Stupid January 22, 2013

dethawsted

When you wake up Trans but have time after aggressively masterbating to remember you play in the WNBA and decide to revert back to your gender assigned at birth.

I’m so dethawsted, all my coworkers hate me and my pet potato died.

by TheRealDealMcdonald May 5, 2023

dezausted

an extreme form of exhausted

man, i just ran six marathons today, im dezausted

by nate May 24, 2005

dizzausted

a state of such physical and mental overload one stands an equal chance of either falling into a coma or vomiting one's socks up.

After my niece spent 5 minutes shaking the spider around in the jar, she decided it was still alive, but "dizzausted."

by TrennaTheSecond May 13, 2009

dethawsted

When you wake up Trans but have time after aggressively masterbating to remember you play in the WNBA and decide to revert back to your gender assigned at birth.

I’m so dethawsted, all my coworkers hate me and my pet potato died.

by TheRealDealMcdonald May 5, 2023