dexlexia 

A Individual that doesn't care what you say. They hear you but don't care bc and continue on with what they were saying. Leaving you confused.

Girl-Are you dexlexia
Friend-so your good

dexlexia by Slim C.U TLS November 26, 2016

dealexia

n. A mental afflcition characterized by a patient with so many deals pending that he or she sporadically confuses terms from one deal with terms another deal.

Kim: Holy bananans! We forgot to wire the deposit for the McClaren deal, and its due in 5 minutes!

Pam: Kim, wrong deal! That deposit was for the Gomez deal. Plus, the McLaren deal will never close.

Kim: Of course. Sorry, my dealexia is flaring up again.

dealexia by ZorroT July 22, 2011

Delexia 

The process of correcting a dyslexic persons work of spelling, pronunciation and grammar.

“You could correct my work i got zero spag marks”
“Sure, let me just delexia it”

Delexia by Garry glitter 2.0 December 14, 2022

Deflexia

To hear something other than what was actually said.

The Grills over there. (What was said)
Deflexia

The Girls over their hair.... (what is heard)

Deflexia by Redeel April 5, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004