dealexia

n. A mental afflcition characterized by a patient with so many deals pending that he or she sporadically confuses terms from one deal with terms another deal.

Kim: Holy bananans! We forgot to wire the deposit for the McClaren deal, and its due in 5 minutes!

Pam: Kim, wrong deal! That deposit was for the Gomez deal. Plus, the McLaren deal will never close.

Kim: Of course. Sorry, my dealexia is flaring up again.

by ZorroT July 22, 2011

dexlexia

A Individual that doesn't care what you say. They hear you but don't care bc and continue on with what they were saying. Leaving you confused.

Girl-Are you dexlexia
Friend-so your good

by Slim C.U TLS November 26, 2016

Delexia

The process of correcting a dyslexic persons work of spelling, pronunciation and grammar.

“You could correct my work i got zero spag marks”
“Sure, let me just delexia it”

by Garry glitter 2.0 December 14, 2022