dealexia

n. A mental afflcition characterized by a patient with so many deals pending that he or she sporadically confuses terms from one deal with terms another deal.

Kim: Holy bananans! We forgot to wire the deposit for the McClaren deal, and its due in 5 minutes!

Pam: Kim, wrong deal! That deposit was for the Gomez deal. Plus, the McLaren deal will never close.

Kim: Of course. Sorry, my dealexia is flaring up again.

dealexia by ZorroT July 22, 2011

dexlexia 

A Individual that doesn't care what you say. They hear you but don't care bc and continue on with what they were saying. Leaving you confused.

Girl-Are you dexlexia
Friend-so your good

dexlexia by Slim C.U TLS November 26, 2016

Delexia 

The process of correcting a dyslexic persons work of spelling, pronunciation and grammar.

“You could correct my work i got zero spag marks”
“Sure, let me just delexia it”

Delexia by Garry glitter 2.0 December 14, 2022

Deflexia

To hear something other than what was actually said.

The Grills over there. (What was said)
Deflexia

The Girls over their hair.... (what is heard)

Deflexia by Redeel April 5, 2026