the prettiest, sexiest, most beautiful girl you'll probably meet. ever. shes so different from other girls that you almost cant help but think about her all the effing time and eventually fall in love with her
The most beautiful, intelligent, and wonderful person you could ever talk to. Always knows how to make you smileeven on your worst days and keeps you laughing all the time. Her makeup is on fleek and so is her body. Always listens to what you have to say and shows you love no matter what
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.