deucilage

extra poop that one carries around that (hopefully) is expelled in order to lighten the weight of oneself

Ugh, I feel so bloated after that 7 course tasting event. I could really use to cut loose some deucilage.

by emrsushi1968 October 14, 2013

deucage

pertaining to the butt, or fecal matter.

was there any corn identified in the deucage?

by Monkey von Doom January 16, 2008

Deucemage

The best Mage on the Tichondrius server in WoW.

"Damn Deucemage was top DPS in that raid once again. He is so sick!"

by chimi hendrix January 26, 2010

Deucimated

What you were unlucky enough to walk into when overcome by the urge to shit away from home. Sure enough, the only toilet has already been totally desecrated by some lard ass buffet munching slob and is covered in this guys ass sweat and/or splatter art.

"Do NOT go in there. Someone totally deucimated that bathroom!!

by TheFordGuy October 1, 2011

deucivated

Part of Yeatenese, the language rapper Yeat uses in his music, it refers to the act of elevating oneself onto a deuce (likely a reference to a vehicle), often associated with a sense of empowerment or status.

Character 1: "Hey, did you see Bob after he got that new car?"
Character 2: "Yeah, he's totally deucivated now. Thinks he's too good for us mere pedestrians."

by @fwarab May 8, 2024