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Detachable Penis
A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.
If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.
If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
Detachable Penis by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010
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Detached Cool
Cooler than the other side of the pillow. To be detached cool, remember not to look at any cameras when taking pictures while you also look like you're thinking deeply about world peace and/or the meaning of life and why we are all here.
Person A: Why does Staan look so deep in thought?
Person B: He's not really deep in thought. Someone was just taking a picture of him.
Person A: Wow. So detached cool.
Person B: He's not really deep in thought. Someone was just taking a picture of him.
Person A: Wow. So detached cool.
Detached Cool by mehtaknight August 18, 2014
detach
Separate or disconnect .
detachable penis
<noun>
1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."
2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.
1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."
2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.
1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."
2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>
2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>
detachable penis by Clint & Cherise November 3, 2005
detach tit
Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.
Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.
Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.
Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.
Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.
Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.
detach tit by jatty July 6, 2009
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