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friends with detriments 

The opposite of friends with benefits. A close friend who relies on you emotionally but there is no physical intimacy Involved. See also: HMNR.
I've known Leila for three years. She calls me up to talk whenever she has a fight with one of the losers she happens to be seeing. I like her a lot but we are totally just friends with detriments.
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friends with detriments 

the opposite of a friend with benefits. this a person with whom you maintain some form of emotional (hopefully mutual) relationship, but for whatever reason has ceased the physical (sexual) aspects. it may be an on again off again situation or just one that has stagnated to no longer manifest itself in physical affection though for some god forsaken reason still won't die completely. inexplicably these arrangements call for mutual exclusivity resulting in two sexually unsatisfied parties
I totally would've hooked up with that chick but I still got this friends with detriments thing going with suzy

Detrimental 

Detrimental is an adjective that means harmful or tending to cause harm. It can also be used to mean prejudicial, disadvantageous or counterproductive.
Most people realise that smoking is detrimental to your health.
Detrimental by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

detriment 

A result of harm or damage. A negative effect.
He was elected to the detriment of every burrough in New York.. She thought that her brains were a detriment to her appeal.
detriment by byline November 13, 2013

Detrimental 

of much or great significance or consequence
a detrimental event in world history

Weed is detremental to you. 

Im just doing this for a health assigment and Im too lazy to do this shit properly.
Weed is detremental to you. Is me just being too lazy to desgin a mug so im using this.

detremented 

Verb.: The act of being destroyed or demolished when refering to a noun
To slowly diminish the goodness or original inherent value of a concpet or noun
When the moral consideration of a single party involved in the dillemma is ignored, such as the elephant, rights of every other player are sacrificed and detremented.
detremented by Kevin Brady November 30, 2006