Deti

Occurs when someone thinks up an idea while doing something completely unrelated to the idea.

Joe: Oh man, Mike pull over cops is behind us.
Mike: If I go to the movies with more then one person then I can get tickets cheaper.. Hmm.. Joe want to come?
Joe: Stop deting around and pull over.

by Smartiesz June 5, 2009

Detipping

If the service in a restaurant is SO poor you can always detip.

If they have added the 12.5% service charge you take it off PLUS an extra 12.5%. Remember to explain why you have done it.

If there is no service charge simply take 10% off your bill.

"This food is shit and the person serving it takes bloody ages to do anything, lets detip."

"Detipping... that means more money for booze. Let's do it!"

by JHRW May 17, 2011

detimo

Creole for "two little words." Detimo: expression referring to positive, meaningful, endearing, witty, humorous words sent from one party to another, using detimo greeting cards.

Mwen te anvi di w' detimo.
I just wanted to tell you detimo.

by detimo June 16, 2014

detinderized

The act of removing oneself from the Tinder population.

Alessia is taking things seriously with Jordan. She detinderized herself today.

by BeastialJohnson September 21, 2017

detium

To be in such a state that you can't function among the normal environment. You are to obliterated to care who or what you are. Nothing matters.

Did you see that guy at the party? I don't think he knew where he was!
Ya that guy was on a whole new level of detium, whoa.

by dirty jesus20 March 8, 2011

detin

A shorter name to ruin your friends name. If their name is Destin, keep calling them Detin to piss them off. If their name is Destiny, call them Detintee.

OI DETIN, GIVE ME THE FLEX TAPE.
HEY DETINTEE, CAN I BORROW YOUR BACKPACK?

by flextapeiscool January 7, 2021

detire

To announce a comeback and reverse a previous decision to retire when everyone knows that a comeback was inevitable.

CBSSports.com reported that Brett Favre plans to retire, but everyone knows he will detire as soon as his ankle feels better, his family tells him to play again, he notices a message telling him to play in his cereal, a team begs him to return or offers him a ton of money, or as soon as training camp ends.

by FavreFromDone August 3, 2010