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To announce a comeback and reverse a previous decision to retire when everyone knows that a comeback was inevitable.
CBSSports.com reported that Brett Favre plans to retire, but everyone knows he will detire as soon as his ankle feels better, his family tells him to play again, he notices a message telling him to play in his cereal, a team begs him to return or offers him a ton of money, or as soon as training camp ends.
detire by FavreFromDone August 3, 2010
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Desire Sensor 

A gamer superstition. The Desire Sensor detects what rare item, or event you are farming for, and prevents the game from giving it to you. Only when you forget about it, or no longer need it will the item drop, or event happen.
"Holy shit the Godsword Dropped! I remember running this dungeon for months, and I never got this damn thing. Of course now its worthless. Friggin Desire Sensor, why do you tease me so."
-MMO player's lament
Desire Sensor by Fatalfencer January 18, 2012
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Higher is my Desire 

🔥When you just want to get HIGHER than the LEVEL your on at the moment.
🔥 HIGHER is my DESIRE when I toke on CANNABIS.
🔥 HIGHER is my DESIRE.. I will own this place one day
🔥 HIGHER is my DESIRE.. Next Level Shit!
Higher is my Desire by ClassicRonnie September 23, 2019
Desiree is a beautiful young lady. She is often impulsive but very creative. She often has trouble with confrontation and gets herself into trouble. Yet Desiree is always determined to make things right. She is a hard worker and very headstrong. She is usually the one in charge of a relationship but let's her partner have say over a lot of things. She is silly at times and can also be very sexy. She has mood swings but she is such a sweet adorable girl no one could ever stay mad at her.
Desiree is such a sweet pretty girl
Desiree by Babyblue456 May 13, 2017
The girl who isn't afraid to be herself. She loves YouTube and music. Everyone knows her name, yet she isn't popular. She has her own group of friends that she can be weird with. Can be shy, but never shows it. Different in a good way. She likes to help others and is never self centered. Daydreams a lot and can soon good stories. Has a temper, but can control it. Has a good memory, except with math and school.
Desiree is so unique and confident!
Desiree by Jedivoicon November 24, 2015
A Desiree is a person who will love and care for you. Desiree will listen to your problems and take the time out of her day to love you. She can be an amazing girlfriend if you show her love and care for her. She can be an amazing friend with a great sense of humor who'll make you laugh with weird jokes (In the good way). She is one of my best friends and the best girlfriend on the face of the earth if you ever find this later on I hope you know that I love you very much I always will. Don't ever let anyone tell you a different story of how I never cared for you. I gave you everything go could spare my time money and me I hope you like what I wrote because I love you
Omg is that Desiree I never realized that she's a pawg
Desiree by Raymond Rodriquez February 9, 2019
Desiree is a very unique, gorgeous, outstanding smart girl, who doesn't really have much self-confidence for herself . She loves to recive love from her partner, and the littlest things will make her want to break up with her. BE CAREFUL WITH THIS BBYG. Desiree will give you the world if you deserve it; Very fiesty and CAN be sassy and bad. If she doesn't like you, im pretty sure she'll make that clear. Has probably been through alot and mostly hides her feelings. ALWAYS puts others first than herself. Is most likely a virgin but the type that loves to tease you if SHE WANTS. She does what she wants when she wants, don't play her. She'll EXPOSE yo ass. She has a gorgeous face and curly hair and brown eyes. Desiree is vv hard to get and is not a player, if yall together then its you & her + the world. She is very loving and doesn't like to see her loved ones hurt. However when she's hurt to her it may seem like no one cares but she is so damn worng because people love her so damn much she doesn't fucking know. Is most likely a Virgo. And has her sense of humor. Actually is attracted to people who are funny as hell. Her bestfriends come first because she has trust in them more than anyone else; More than herself. Her bond with her family is amazing. She is {like i said} gorgeous like drop dead gorgeous she'll make your heart flutter or skip a beat , she will easily fall in love with someone who will treat her right. Desiree is damn right perfect.
Oh damn man, you date Desiree!!
Yeah bro, im never letting her cute ass go.
Desiree by --heyuu April 16, 2019
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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