BeastialJohnson's definitions

clizzed

When a female spews her juice out of her clitoris.

"Jenny came over the other night. I started eating her out and she clizzed on my face!"

by BeastialJohnson October 28, 2017

detinderized

The act of removing oneself from the Tinder population.

Alessia is taking things seriously with Jordan. She detinderized herself today.

by BeastialJohnson September 21, 2017

Dirty Tweety

To have a bird defecate on your face for sexual arousal, leaving the person with a moustache.

For advanced uses, some even use the birds feces as facial cream.

Alessia asked Jordan to hold her lovebird over her mouth so that it can poop on her lip. She got a Dirty Tweety.

by BeastialJohnson October 2, 2017

schkieffed

To get screwed over in any way.

Alessia ordered a big juicy sausage sandwich; when she got it, it was just a skinny and shriveled hot dog. She got schkieffed!

by BeastialJohnson September 27, 2017