Used to describe one who lives by the assumption that right-handedness is the standard, preferred, and only mode of handedness and that things associated with left-handedness are generally evil.
Steven: I found out Nils is left-handed today...
Michael: Oh my God. I can't believe this shit; I had no idea.
Steven: Yeah, you can never really be prepared for that sort of thing. I don't think I can be friends with him anymore.
Michael: Yeah, me neither. He's dead to me.
Sophie: What the fuck you guys?! You're being so dextronormative!!!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"