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Denoobres 

A denoobre (pronounced "Dee-NEW-bray") is a demerit credited to a franchisee who uses the BOSS intranet and improperly spells one or more words. Each misspelling or incorrectly used grammar equals one denoobre. At the end of the year, the Spelling Czar (appointed by the President) will report to the Home Office the results of findings throughout the prior year.

Those whose name(s) remains on the list at an arbitrarily determined cut-off point, will be eligible to receive a franchise-fee free month, including those ascribed to amounts sent in monthly for NAF (National Advertising Funds).

This system has been implemented on the private intranet systems used by various franchisers to improve the literacy of its owners.
Joe earned a pair of denoobres for posting something with respect to his business concern on his franchise intranet without regard to grammar or spelling rules: "Like I siad, she wasn't someone I'd do business with again."

Use of proper grammar and spelling would rewrite this sentence to read as follows: "As I said, she wasn't someone I'd do business with again."
Denoobres by SpellingCzar4BOSS November 1, 2009
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Denoodle 

When you turn a good “noodle” into a bad noodle. AKA you turn a “goodie two shoes” into a partier or a druggie.
Yo, shea use to be a good noodle until i denoodled her.
Denoodle by Hailscook December 22, 2018

Disboobled

For describing a girl whos boobs are so big she can't do sports that involve running or jumping without being in chronic boob-pain for days after.
She's so disboobled she gets knocked unconscious by her chest when shes running for the bus

Doctor: Im so sorry Ms. Wright, its not good news, Im afraid the tests have concluded that you are disboobled.
Disboobled by hannahkoala July 7, 2011

denobled 

absolutely terrible at any type of activity, socially inept, and extremely unathletic. Also used to describe an over-achiever
Wow, you totally denobled that test!
denobled by warboy 27 January 19, 2009