deseple

minions of a charlatan person,

Her deseple caused chaos in the office.

by MakaGwapo July 12, 2022

deeple

Digital People

When are these deeple going to get off their collective asses and change the world?

by deedubs83 March 12, 2009

desiple

A person who's presence removes confusion from those around them. One who clears the cloud of confusion that blinds the world.

the Desiples of 2012 will join together and prepare the world for mankind's transformation from homo sapienes to homo illumines.

by bullhunter May 19, 2009

deselected electrons

electrons that haven’t been selected yet

alexis put deselected electrons as the answer to question seven

by anonymous384625 January 7, 2022

despleen

To despleen is to remove someones spleen and eat it, this is the only way to kill someone and leave them ashamed and demoralised in the afterlife

Jimmy: You snood!
Deathmonkey: WOHAHAHAHAHA (riiip-thnap-squish-squish-chew-chew-chew-gulp-BURP!) (note:if someone does this too often they become a spleeniac)

by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003

natural deselection

Defined as the behaviour and ultimate loss of life of 'chavs' by only ever consuming mind boggling quantities of take away 'food'.

Idiot Chav eats take aways for 15 years ...dies!Death by junk food. Hence 'Natural Deselection'

by Monkit December 11, 2013

desplewdge

The body cleansing after sex.

After a nooner with the FedEx guy I had to skip lunch and go home to desplewdge.

by JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA August 4, 2009