The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. Named so after ex-Hawthorn
AFL player Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his
Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.
Person 1: "Hey mate check out my
park."
Person 2: "Fuck me...you just
bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person 2: "
Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car."