dernold

n; dexter's beautiful and awesome counterpart; an object of inexplicable beauty or intelligence

dude, did you see that chick? she's a dernold.

kan tran loves dernold

dernold by kan November 19, 2003

Darnold Palmer 

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil

Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!

Darnold Palmer by parmsisreal September 18, 2018

Darnoldo

A very Zany name that sadistic parents would name their children.

"Your name is Darnoldo! you poor bastard"

Darnoldo by Mang February 23, 2005

dernoid 

A dernoid is generally someone who is completely beyond retarded. Someone so stupid that the only word you could possibly use is “dernoid” can also be shortened to “dern”

“Omg bruv you’re such a dernoid” or “Jesus Christ you’re such a dern” or “omg that dude he’s a dern”

dernoid by Shaniquando April 7, 2019

Dernoid 

A complete cretin/ someone really stupid/ also known as a Fargan

You’re such a dernoid

Dernoid by Gagls1234 April 7, 2019

dernoid 

a dernoid is somebody so completely stupendously ridiculous and idiotic that you cannot comprehend their lack of brain cells

omg no way have you seen that guy luke he’s such a dernoid

dernoid by ridiculousperson15234 February 23, 2021

Daddy Darnold 

The lord and savior of the Carolina Panthers organization, a true leader and franchise quarterback with superhuman (and superstitious 👻) abollities. He will lead the Panthers to a super bowl one mono case at a time

Daddy Darnold is our quarterback and I am rock hard about it.

Daddy Darnold by ReasonRight July 13, 2021