Darnoldo

A very Zany name that sadistic parents would name their children.

"Your name is Darnoldo! you poor bastard"

Darnoldo by Mang February 23, 2005

Darnold Palmer 

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil

Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!

Darnold Palmer by parmsisreal September 18, 2018

Daddy Darnold 

The lord and savior of the Carolina Panthers organization, a true leader and franchise quarterback with superhuman (and superstitious 👻) abollities. He will lead the Panthers to a super bowl one mono case at a time

Daddy Darnold is our quarterback and I am rock hard about it.

Daddy Darnold by ReasonRight July 13, 2021