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depressing jerk by bacon1478 April 24, 2024
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Post Jerk Depression
The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.
Post Jerk Depression by Kicky40 March 15, 2018
Post Jerk Depression
That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
Post Jerk Depression by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
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