depressed espresso 

expressing you're feeling depressed in a unique way or a cute way.

"Hey! Are you okay?"
"No, I'm depressed espresso

depressed espresso by everything is a jojo reference January 3, 2023

Depresso Espresso 

A fun way to say depression

"I have depresso espresso."

Depresso Espresso by Jerald the Horse February 12, 2020

depresso espresso 

a feeling of being sadness but you also have a good sense of humor.

"how are you doing?"
"oh you know being a depresso espresso"

depresso espresso by Amandayyeeeee December 31, 2017

Depresso Espresso 

A phrase brought to popularity by Malainey (not Tom). It is used to describe someone who is feeling depresso. It has the complete opposite affect of a regular espresso.

Jimmy has been a bit Depresso Espresso recently

Depresso Espresso by CarrotCuntCasey October 24, 2018

Depresso Espresso 

A term used to describe some who is sad.

"Dude did you drink a Depresso Espresso, you look sad." Yeah my dog died."

Depresso Espresso by Toaster@meBRO September 9, 2019

Depresso Espresso 

When your depressed but you are on caffeine or your hyper

I'm Depresso Espresso!!

Depresso Espresso by Emort Carg March 27, 2019

Depresso Espresso 

Coffee that is drunk while feeling despresso

I failed my math test. Time for that depresso espresso

Depresso Espresso by Webforce May 26, 2018