depress-express 

a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.

Well here Ryan goes again, riding the depress-express, ALL ABOARD!!!

depress-express by boryan February 9, 2009

Depresso Espresso 

A fun way to say depression

"I have depresso espresso."

Depresso Espresso by Jerald the Horse February 12, 2020

depresso espresso 

a feeling of being sadness but you also have a good sense of humor.

"how are you doing?"
"oh you know being a depresso espresso"

depresso espresso by Amandayyeeeee December 31, 2017

Depresso Espresso 

A phrase brought to popularity by Malainey (not Tom). It is used to describe someone who is feeling depresso. It has the complete opposite affect of a regular espresso.

Jimmy has been a bit Depresso Espresso recently

Depresso Espresso by CarrotCuntCasey October 24, 2018

Depresso Espresso 

A term used to describe some who is sad.

"Dude did you drink a Depresso Espresso, you look sad." Yeah my dog died."

Depresso Espresso by Toaster@meBRO September 9, 2019

Depresso Espresso 

When your depressed but you are on caffeine or your hyper

I'm Depresso Espresso!!

Depresso Espresso by Emort Carg March 27, 2019

Depresso Expresso 

Refers to a person that’s depressed and is a coffee addict

“You’re like a Depresso Expresso because of your job!”

Depresso Expresso by Doodlethepoodle January 3, 2023