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Defecate deficit 

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'
Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.
Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop
defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

self deprecating 

Insulting; devaluing; or belittling oneself, often in a sarcastic or humorous way.
Young girls are so self deprecating. They never talk about anything but their flaws.

Tate: I have to cancel our plans this weekend!
Lana: Don't worry about it; I'm an expert when it comes to spending weekends alone.
Tate: You're so self deprecating sometimes, Lana.
self deprecating by Kellyisawin! December 2, 2013

deplicate  

To render unsolvable. To make impossible to solve.
"You burned five of my puzzle pieces, why did you have to go and deplicate my puzzle like that?"
deplicate by MrCryptic December 17, 2008

detremate 

to destroy, abliderate, and/or “smash” someone or something in a dominating fashion, ultimately making you superior to all others.
brandon detremates dong in chess every lunch 3 on B days.
detremate by br_dond May 23, 2018

deprecated 

Vi is deprecated! Move up to Vim!
deprecated by The Grammar Nazi March 19, 2001