deploysion

A word used while describing the action of deployment while speaking with a disgruntled customer. Most typically used on a Friday, but could also be used on a Monday.

This recall may affect a possible deploysion of your airbags

deploysion by elitedev December 19, 2010

deploying units 

the act of ejaculation; masturbation; jerkin the terk; cleaning the pipes; etc.

"Oh God, it's Sky Lopez...time to deploy the units."

deploying units by Kyle C aka Z3phyr July 27, 2003

Diplossion 

A state of being absolutely flubbergasted by a very big higgy hagga

Kabest is going through diplossion

Diplossion by Awengerdagunner May 31, 2019

deploying flashbang 

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

deploying flashbang by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

deploying flashbang 

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

deploying flashbang by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018