Dixplosion occurs after your urethra has compiled enough cat excrement to literally explode. The process is usually started as someone lifts the toilet seat to urinate when suddenly the toilet seat crashes down on to your penis causing your urethra to expand, after such a loud noise the friendly feline creature naturally becomes curious and checks the scene out. After smelling your bruised urethra the cat turns around and places a large amount of its feces into your penis until it explodes internally from the pressure of the cat turds.
FUCK!! My penis just had a dixplosion , your cat really shat a bunch of excrament into my pee hole really fast!!!
A word used while describing the action of deployment while speaking with a disgruntled customer. Most typically used on a Friday, but could also be used on a Monday.
Essentially a diaper explosion.. The phenomenon that occurs when a baby has such an explosive shit, the results spurt out of the diaper and trace down the extremities. Clothing is ruined and the baby needs an entirely new wardrobe change-out, with the stained clothing simply being thrown out.
An explosive shit babies make in their diaper. It is on a grand scale, blowing out the sides and tracing down the extremities, leaving parents absolutely mortified.
The process of the smell of poo moving from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration. Can also apply to liquids as well as gasses.
The stench emanating from the bathroom travelled at a high rate of dipoosion.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.