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demonsterized

From Thomas on the Bachelorette: v. a dumb way of saying “demonized”
My integrity was demonsterized
demonsterized by DrummerboyPOA June 28, 2021

demonsterized

When you have been caught, you’re pinned against a wall, and need to lie your way into being the victims your own lie.
My character is being demonsterized
demonsterized by Too.Tall June 29, 2021

dog the demolisher

Any canine that destroys your place while you are away. The most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.
Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"

Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."

Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."
dog the demolisher by westfalia January 11, 2010

delester 

a guy who is a typical jerk and flirts with every girl....but really hes just in it to do it. hes extrmemely moody and all he cares about is partying, sex, and drugs/drinking. he tries to start crap with everyone, and he is very hard to get along with.
dude that guy is such a man whore, what a delester.
delester by katkat49 January 12, 2011

Demolisher 

One of the heaviest bands known to man. They are a 5 piece band from Chicago, IL that will always bring slow, heavy ass breakdowns.
(Dude1)Hey man, did you see Demolisher last night?
(Dude2)Nah man I didn't go! Did anyone die?
Demolisher by Schiller666 July 13, 2010

Vagina demolisher 

When your penis is so huge that it demolishes any vagina in sight
Dam papi you sure demolished my vagina. Your new name is the vagina demolisher!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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