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Demographic aggression

A term coined by the Albanian government, back when Albania was a Communist state. Demographic aggression is the contrived creation of large ethnic Albanian families. The ultimate purpose of demographic aggression is that ethnic Albanians become the predominant portion of the ethnic composition of Albania's neighbouring states. Aside from Kosovo, this phenomenon is currently observed in the FYR of Macedonia.
03-14-2088
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CNN Report:
The Third Balkan war still wages on, as Greater Albania grows stronger and stronger. The policy of demographic aggression that was established more than a hundred years ago, and gave its first fruits with Kosovo's declaration of independence in the beginning of the century, now reveals its true power, as Greater Albania has secured the better part of the Balkan Peninsula.
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demographic parasite 

demographic parasite (noun) dem· o· graph· ic par· a· site | \ˌde-mə-ˈgra-fik , ˌdē-mə- ˈper-ə-ˌsīt , ˈpa-rə- \

: A person, social group, community, nation, or broad grouping of people having common traditions, institutions, and collective activities and interests that resembles a biological parasite in living off of, being dependent on, or exploiting another social group while giving little or nothing in relation to the dynamic balance of a population especially with regard to density
A community which maintains its level of population without breeding from its inherent genetic stock is a demographic parasite which requires replenishment from other communities to do so.

Demographic Redlining 

Demographic Redlining refers to the practice of using statistical data and demographic information to systematically discriminate against specific populations, often leading to their exclusion from services, opportunities, or resources. This term is derived from "redlining," a discriminatory practice where services (like banking, insurance, and access to jobs) are denied to residents of certain areas based on their race or ethnicity.
The senator told the public that the bill would make elections safer, but by using Demographic Redlining all it really did was suppress his opponent's voting demographics.
Demographic Redlining by rdm3 February 13, 2025

Idiot Demographic

Media slang for daytime television's target audience. Nicknamed for the segment of the population appealed to by commercials running from about 10AM to 5PM. Ads tend to be from industries like for-profit schools (ITT Tech, DeVry), personal injury/tax lawyers (Roni Deutsch, Binder and Binder) and car insurance companies that work with DUIs and tickets (The General, Cost-U-Less). Getting bumped to this timeslot is either the death rattle or a sign of syndication for sitcoms.
"Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who want to settle injury suits. Or it’s schools offering mail-order vocational degrees to make you a bookkeeper. A private detective. Or a locksmith. If you’re watching daytime television, this is your new demographic. You’re a drunk. Or a cripple. Or an idiot. "
Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

"Jerry Springer just got bumped to the idiot demographic."

Periphery Demographic

Basically, people (especially teens and adults) who read, watch or play something that's not really intended for their actual age demographic. One example is Harry Potter which was originally intended for children and adolescents but quickly caught on with adults as well.
Hank the Cowdog was originally written for adults, but became incredibly popular with children. That's one example of the periphery demographic stereotype reversed (the stereotype being that most think that adults always read something originally intended for kids, but now it's kids reading something originally intended for adults).
Periphery Demographic by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

Fleeting Demographic Rule 

1. A gimmick or storyline may be reused freely and safely after a few years of dormancy.

2. The unwritten rule that, after a given number of years, there has been enough turnover in the fanbase that a writer can re-use the same gimmicks and storylines with impunity.
The fleeting demographic rule allows YouTubers to reuse jokes and catchphrases after they have become repetitive.

decomposing demographic

A minority class of American voters that were deceased prior their vote being cast. Also, decomposed demographic.
The candidate seemed to have a strong showing from the decomposing demographic.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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