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delusive secrets

a misleading, deceptive, fake, or untruthy information that only a limited amount or specific individuals have knowledge about.
i was told delusive secrets that i thought was true.
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Team Delusive 

Team Delusive is a phrase used to bully discord teams for focusing on discord.
Haha look at that team, it looks like team delusive
Team Delusive by Indiana jonesj June 25, 2021

Dylusive 

Dylusive (adjective): Describing the ability to transform deceptive or challenging situations into opportunities for growth, creativity, and inspiration. A dylusive person possesses the skill to perceive hidden potential in seemingly negative circumstances and harness it to fuel their personal development and success.

With this meaning, "dylusive" can be used to describe someone who is resilient, resourceful, and optimistic, capable of turning setbacks into stepping stones on their path to achievement. The term celebrates the power of imagination, adaptability, and determination in overcoming adversity.
Despite the numerous setbacks she faced during her career, Jane's dylusive nature allowed her to transform each challenge into a source of inspiration and growth, propelling her to even greater heights of success
Dylusive by Dylusive April 28, 2023
Inviting a less favored friend to accompany you to an event, but in such a way as to discourage them from going without making you feel like a shit.
Guy 1: “I’d like you to go to the movie with me, but Jeff overheard me talking about it and is making noise like he wants to go too.”
Guy 2: “No worries, just ask him to go in a declusive way.”
Guy 1: “How do I do that?”
Guy 2: “Easy, just ask him to go, and then tell him it’s a flick about something he hates.”

Guy 1: “Wow, that’s a great idea; I can also use that whenever I want to ditch the GF for a night out with the guys!”
Guy 2: “Work every time!”
Declusive by ReaperB October 9, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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