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Dekota
He is a young lad born in 'merica he has a very tiny penis but all the girls love him. He rides a scooter so he also like cock in his ass. His dream car is a Honda civic and he vapes
Dekota by Stoeckel18 January 1, 2017
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Dekota • Dekotah • Dekota (cota) • Dakota • Dakotah • Dakota Fanning • Dakota High School • dakota (girl) • Dakota-ing • dakotaz
dekota
dekota by ya boi abby June 26, 2017
Dekota (cota)
amazing person, really nice, they have a good sense of humour and just fun to be around and one of my best friends, i’m really glad i made them and i’m so grateful for them
Dekota (cota) by izukuscatlover April 5, 2022
Dakota Handshake
Dakota Handshake by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018
The Dakota War
Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.
Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?
South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.
South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.
The Dakota War by ehorgski December 6, 2019
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.