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Dechonkification 

A word first used but Redditor Shittymorph to describe a large weight loss in an animal. The word was used to describe a large weight loss of a cat named Tommy Boy in a Reddit post.
Here's are photos of Tommy Boy before and after Dechonkification.

donkification 

When some donkey incorrectly plays his hand and rakes a huge pot from you.
Yeah man it was total donkification that guy has no idea how to play.
donkification by Kamerheimer September 27, 2006

dechonkification 

Phase of transition between a chonk sized cat and a normal sized cat. It usually implies a diet given by the cat's vet.

(Word from r/chonkers)
Oh lawd, my superchonker is losing weight and getting healthy under a vet's care. He is in dechonkification.
dechonkification by maxerbox July 4, 2019

Deshankification 

To take back the shanking of an object or person.
"Sorry, man, I didn't mean to shank you", is a deshankification.
Deshankification by NOeskimos April 6, 2009

defunkification 

The process of removing yourself from a funky environment and relocating to a sterile, unfunky one. This process should be done gradually and is similar to the process of decompression that divers must undergo to avoid the bends. In other words: once you get that funk in your trunk, you can't just wake up and dump it out like junk.
I've been staying in New Orleans for a long while, but now it's time to move on to Portland. I need a little defunkification in Memphis before I go though, otherwise I'll end up with a case of acute afunkitis.
defunkification by catfish1970 April 1, 2010

Dewonkifcation 

The act of trying to undo something that has become wonky.
My car has been acting wonky all week, it needs to go to the dealer for dewonkifcation.
Dewonkifcation by birthday frog February 5, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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