The description of one who practices Deakism. Deakesque acts usually involve draughty clothes and objects marked 'not to be taken internally' controlled by a very controlling woman

We're all sitting comfortably knowing we're not deakesque

deakesque by dee-k-esk September 15, 2003

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dekessia

The most AMAZING person in the world. Typically very nerdy and is very worried about most things. Generally the most caring and fun person to be around!

Wow! She is nerdy but cute, she's such a dekessia

dekessia by emily_kitten_phangirl February 1, 2017

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deakesque

to Deak... to take descrption of sexual acts beyond the normal socially acceptable norm.

good god, I didnt need to hear _just_ how far up your butt that banana went.

deakesque by Cas September 12, 2003

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deakesque

As one who enjoys self-fenestration with childrens' playthings

The way he sat on that FisherPrice hammer was so, like, deakesque

deakesque by S Pombe October 31, 2003

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deakesque

The description of one with practices Practical Deakism.

I'm sitting comfortabley because I've not been deakesque

deakesque by Yak September 16, 2003

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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