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The intruder attempted to invade my home, but instead I degradustrated him. I heard his body hit every other stair with a loud thump!"
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After the woman announced to her boyfriend that she had stopped taking the pill and had become pregnant, her now ex boyfriend attempted to degradustrate her"
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Defenestration is throwing a person or an object out of a window, as Degradustration is throwing a person or object down a flight of stairs"