"The intruder attempted to invade my home, but instead I degradustrated him. I heard his body
hit every other stair with a loud thump!"
"After the woman announced to her
boyfriend that she had stopped taking the pill and had become pregnant, her now ex
boyfriend attempted to degradustrate her"
"Defenestration is throwing a person or an object out of a window, as Degradustration is throwing a person or object down a flight of stairs"