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Definitions for names 

1. The cause of salty users wanting to shit on their friends by using their names and writing a negative description like this:

"BOB:
bob is thot ass needs to die and no one likes him bob is gay
By: Steve1"

We all know that the publisher of the article, Steve, is just some guy who has an IRL enemy called Bob, and he's hoping to get his payback in a really weird, pathetic way. Giving Steve ground isn't helping anyone else out.

2. An outlet for egotistical people obsessing over themselves with a positive description, like this:

"BERNARD:
bernard is the nicest most amazing and godly person you will ever meet!!! hes amazingt at everything1!
By: Bernard9"

As if people using this site for nothing but bashing people they don't like wasn't bad enough, giving platforms to people who just want to kiss their own ass all the time is possibly worse, because by voting for those definitions, you're basically telling them they're right, that they really are "above" everyone else.

These are ruining the site. Even if most of them never get approved, having to filter through a bunch of them before finding a legitimate article can be really annoying. And they're not even the kind of thing people will keep saying; no one will, after reading that article, start saying "That guy's such a Bob, ugh." They may have been a little funny at first, but when they start to eat up the entire website, the humor starts to diminish. And this trend has LONG since outlived its appeal.
Alright, let's review some articles. Let's see, what have we got...
Definitions for names, some more definitions for names, a pun, more names, more names, more names, "My dick," with the article describing it as extremely large names, names, names, names, a youtuber no one knows, probably written by himself, names names, oh look at this, a treasure trove of weird kinky fantasies that no one wants to know about, names, names, names, names... Oh there! Finally a real slang word, internet meme or cultural element!
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Cool Definitions for Names 

Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.
OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!

those people who put definitions for their names

did u see that loser over there?
yeah he's one of those people who put definitions for their names
ugh

people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew 

gay, no life, no girl or boy, no genitals, 40 year olds who havent gone through puberty yet, bitches
you the "people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew"

People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name 

The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.
Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.

Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary 

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.
writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.
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