decoraster 

A decorative disaster, an excessive amount of décor, and other things.

This room is a total decoraster!

decoraster by Type2GenomeManiac October 21, 2021

interior decorator 

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

interior decorator by imadegenerate June 11, 2021

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

Decorate her face like a cake by bachass April 24, 2010

painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.

Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

painters and decorators by barncat July 7, 2006

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.

The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

decorate the lady cake by Cigarettebutt75 November 12, 2010

Womb Decorate 

To cum inside a woman with enough ejaculate to 'decorate her womb'.

Man I really want to Womb Decorate Aida tonight!

Womb Decorate by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021

decorators are in 

She's got her period.

I was gonna go round my girlfriend's tonight but the decorators are in...

decorators are in by Catcatcat June 8, 2005