deckoy

Deckoy knows as a fuckboy. Everyone will thought he's a chic magnet. But once you get to know him, he's actually shy to tell his real feelings. He might look cool and chill but deep inside, he has the biggest heart out of all. He's really sweet and caring and you'll be surprised of how he really thinks and acts.

"Deckoy is a fuckboy. You should stay away from him."

No. He's not a fuckboy, the Deckoy I've known is different from the other fuckboys I have encountered. He has a heart. He may have done bad things, but he is the purest soul I have ever meet. You'll feel like the luckiest girl on earth once you get to know him.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

El Decko

Naming someone a El Decko means they reached the retardation level of smashing apples on your forehead and saying every meme is a spicy one

You're such an El Decko

by El Domico December 12, 2016

Decoy Porn

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.

Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.

by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009

designated decoy

The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.

After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"

"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."

by robzilla September 27, 2005

decoy drink

A cocktail that doesn't contain any alcohol. Reserved for friends that are too drunk to notice the difference but refuse to stop drinking.

"Dude, Kaitlyn can barely stand. Why do you keep giving her vodka tonics?"

"Chill, man. Decoy drinks... nothin' in there but tonic."

by ACNY January 6, 2008

upper decky lip pillow

when you put two zynachinos in your second floor gum well after shotgunning five claws and a four loco

yo who’s tryna pack a upper decky lip pillow buds?

by testosteronelover123 September 5, 2022

Upper Decky Lip Pillow

A great way to impress the bitches. To be part of the UDPLC (upper decky lip pillow club), one must rip four upper zynies and four lower zynies at the same time.

Aye, you see Nick rip an upper decky lip pillow. I saw at least 3 panties drop. What an awesome guy. I want to be like him.

by UDLP Commitee October 30, 2022