death turtle

A turtle with the capabilities to kill you by simply crossing the street if you happen to look at it.

"Bro did you just see that Death Turtle?!"
"It's been good." *cries*

by deathturtle666 August 26, 2016

turtleneck of death

what iPhone chargers start to get after a few weeks of heavy use

"Can I borrow your charger?" "Sure, just be careful, it had the turtleneck of death."

by Buckshank September 6, 2015