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Demon Souls 

Demon Souls is the only video game with the ability to hate you like an angry drunk irish in a countryside wooden bar, a game that its based on you dying and gettin raped thousands of times by all kind of small sized monster, middle sized monster, tall, giant, fat, ugly, flying, flaming, or royal.

A game with minimalistic storyline that begins with a giant monster who rapes and kill u with a single blow, and you being resurrected by a blind bitch who traps your soul into a sanctuary called the Nexus, from where you can warp to 6 different levels divided into 3 different sections (some levels have 4) with one fucked up boss waiting for you at the end of each, and no savepoints between them, if you die you head back to the beginning of the respective section, or you can go back to the Nexus.

DS it's the hardcore shit in it's pure state, it's so hardcore it doesn't have difficulty settings, the default difficulty it's FUCK YOU! (Hard) and if you keep on getting killed by an enemie whos only purpose in the fucking game is to kill you as quick and tricky as he can, the game really gets super saiyan on you.

The oucome result it's you becoming tougher and even more hardcore than you already where before making u kill like a black hungry cannibal to the point in your life where end up trying to define with words, with a shitty effort and into a lame dictionary an indescribable punishing experience, while waiting 2 days for my copy of it's spiritual sequel Dark Souls.
Demon Souls is to video games what Chuck Norris is to martial arts
DS is the ultimate martial art
Demon Souls by rainydaywolf12_35 October 9, 2011

Demon's Souls Remake 

Nexus
>All the dreamy surreal atmosphere gone, almost looks like their Latria.
Boletaria
>Gothic-high fantasy like architecture everywhere despite the fact that is a military wall designed to protect against invasions so makes no reason to build any of it like that because is just going to break and is impossible to properly repair.
>towers added to towers for no reason
>chain gate is a big door now
>vegetation everywhere despite the incident sarting like 4 days before, even the horses are still decomposing and shit is still burning
Latria
>prison of torture
>let's just make it pretty like a church
>let's just add jars and candles everywhere for no reason
>no insect like background noise anymore
>red flags instead of yellow
Shrine of storms
>make it look like a pretty rainy afternoon instead of menacing and oppresive atmosphere that just keps build and building up but never discharges
>Stonefang
>what about making flamelurker look like a balrog
>what about making the arena look like an unrealistic and out of place entrance hall to the dragon with perfectly set up bones to the side and a dragon looking entrance that clashes with the rest of the level for no reason.
Joe: Have you heard of that Demon's Souls Remake?
Sugma: You mean that $70 cash-grab that's art direction was decided by the WoW devs?

Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster 

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.
Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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