dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016

dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.

- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."

by austinhaws October 18, 2008

a dead man falling out of a window

When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear

Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?

Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.

by AndyOliAustin November 2, 2014