Dead Whale

Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.

Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"

Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"

Dead Whale by Diabeto CISA August 2, 2011

Dead Whale

The girl that your homey is either dating, banging, wifing or has done such activities for a prolonged period of time in the past with any kind of emotional attachment.

It is strictly forbidden -- although such forbidding is mainly unspoken -- to carry on the aforementioned activities on the dead whale.

Doing such things to a dead whale makes you an asshole.

Friend 1: Johnny, why are you macking April? She's totally a dead whale.

Friend 2: Yea dude... your brother still loves her.

Johnny: I'm such an asshole.

Dead Whale by mephitic August 5, 2010

kicking dead whales down the beach

Engaging in an extremely slow process.

Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he might as well be kicking dead whales down the beach.

kicking dead whales down the beach by Edward Marshall Shenk July 14, 2008

Deadwhaling

When your tongue becomes fatigued from licking vagina, continuing to provide and orgasm by stiff up and down strokes.

"I ate Brenda out for two hours before my tongue was too sore to move , i began Deadwhaling her until she came."

Deadwhaling by IFGODWASONEOFUS February 1, 2015