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dead bat

when a womens vagina lips look like a shriveled up dead bat.
i went down on bobs mom and it looked like she was hiding a dead bat down there
by john shelton2 May 19, 2007
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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Dead Battery In A Dildo

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant
by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010
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dead battery

When you're fucking someone and you pull it and your penis immediately goes flaccid so you cannot continue fucking.
I was having sex and got a dead battery. She immediately left without saying goodbye.
by Pink Gold Peach August 25, 2016
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Dead batty

When you look at a girls arse and its shit
Anj - Fam look at her she's piff
Luke - got a dead batty tho g
by ..Samgreenadale.. August 21, 2016
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Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery
by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021
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Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.
Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!
by RatchetBoo June 4, 2003
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