de-douche 

To "de-douche" is to become less of a douche.

"Steve is such a douche"

"yeah, we should try to help him de-douche"

de-douche by Itrees August 30, 2009

tour de douche

"A peloton of weekend warrior d-bags clogging up the roadways decked out in full cycling regalia, led by a yellow jersey'd supreme douche extraordinaire."

I was late to work because I got stuck behind the tour de douche.

tour de douche by Zephyr007 October 14, 2015

Bonnet de douche

French and impressive as thought by Del Boy from British television sitcom "Only Fools and Horses".

Direct French translation is Shower Cap.
Direct Spanish translation is Gorro de ducha

When you feel like sharing with others something you really like, you say "Bonnet de douche"

El Zorro: Hey BigBawski did you see that MILF that just went by?

BigBawski: Indeed! Bonnet de douche!

Bonnet de douche by The Legend of Zorro February 1, 2009

Satchelle de douche 

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche

Satchelle de douche by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

baton de douche 

a lytchett matravers term for when you have a shit followed straightaway by a shower. the baton being the shit and the douche being the shower.

when we were in spain ellz had a baton de douche every day

baton de douche by will March 1, 2004

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

Satchel de douche by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

don juan de la douche 

A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.

Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!

don juan de la douche by Tsumaranai January 6, 2008