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dniym
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Diym
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ddiym by MichaelOdysseus October 23, 2016
diyml
girl was giving me head during Boondocks and the line fell "nigga you better have insurance, KNYICKAH YOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE, /ASSWHOOPIN INSURANCE" and we both died laughing, her with my dick in her mouth.. hince, diyml!
diyml by clipperachi October 16, 2008
dbymose
- Dont blame your misery on someone else.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey dbymose. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
"hey dbymose. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
dbymose by worldgoesroundandround June 11, 2010
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