The word used for the opening on your face which receives all food, drink, and other oral substances. It is similar to the word, "Mouth," but this word is used between two friends who have hung out way too much and behave like complete retards in each others presence.
"Duuude, this sandwich is like a symphony in my mouf."
"Aw man, I gotta go the dentist so they can check on my mouf."
"Aw man, I gotta go the dentist so they can check on my mouf."
by checkoutmuhteef September 18, 2009
Guy one: Dude how was your date last night?
Guy two: Good, didn't get any mouf though
Guy one: no mouf? shieeeeeet
Guy two: Good, didn't get any mouf though
Guy one: no mouf? shieeeeeet
by CmoneyG July 28, 2010
by goldy5 June 04, 2007
by AJJJJJJJJJJJJJNNNNNNN February 16, 2018
Noun:
When muff, as in a vagina with a jungle of pubic hair surrounding it, is placed in ones mouth for sexual enjoyment.
When muff, as in a vagina with a jungle of pubic hair surrounding it, is placed in ones mouth for sexual enjoyment.
by Boss Nig October 29, 2009
(Pronounced "moof") With the help of a unlimited nudge script, while on msn, repeatedly clicking nudge with the right hand, while slowly typing and sending the word "Mouf" with the left hand. Great fun to watch reactions
Guy 1: Hey, did you block me last night?
Guy 2: No, my computer crashed before I got the chance, thanks to your extreme moufing.
Guy 2: No, my computer crashed before I got the chance, thanks to your extreme moufing.
by Knobflap October 16, 2009