Alan: Thats why there gonna whoop ur ass after school.
Any 1 stupid: Who
Alan: DIS DICK!!!

If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.

PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!

EXAMPLE 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today

coworker 2: you know what else is hard?

coworker 1: What?

coworker 2: Dis Dick haha

EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?

guy 2: you know what else is long?

guy 1: no, what?

guy 2: Dis Dick! haha

Retard 1:"Hey, what up, b?"
Retard 2:"mumble mumble"
Retard 1:"What?"
Retard 2:"DIS DICK!!!"
or
Retard 1:"Hey, wanna go to IHIP?"
Retard 2:"Go where?"
Retard 1:"You know, IHIP, the pancake place."
Retard 2:"Oh, you mean IHOP?"
Retard 1:"On DIS DICK!!!!!"

homie 1: ayo wats up?
homie 2: dis dick!!!

or

homie 1: knock knock...
homie 2: who's there?
homie 1: DIS DICK!!!
homie 2: HAHA you kno whoelse i heard that from...?
homie 1: who?
homie 2: DIS DICK!!! BITCH!!!

Chris: hey did you hear what i said?
michael: what?
Chris: Dis Dick!