Daykota

Daykota is a special, unique and weird girl. A Daykota can change your life, she smiles even thought she is hurt. She sings beautifully and it lightens up the room. A Daykota can be furious easily. If you meet a Daykota, be bestfriends with her.

"Her voice is amazing"
"Yeah, she's a Daykota!"

Daykota by Daykota. May 1, 2018

daykota

Daykota is a hoe, f'boy that'd rather take girls for granted & fool them around. Daykota has no sympathy for people unless he wants to show it. He tells many lies that would sound true. He can seem innocent, but once you get to know him, he isn't who you thought he was. Gap him & live your life.

Him: Ghee where's Daykota?
Other: Bro, I don't know? Probs with his girls as usual.
Him: True, he says he's not a hoe and he's still chatting girls up nowadays.
Other: Ow don't be rats haha

daykota by SKSKlitsavage13 September 27, 2017

Dakota Handshake 

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

Dakota Handshake by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War 

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.

Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.

The Dakota War by ehorgski December 6, 2019

North Dakota 

1) Not part of Canada.
2) Where most of the film "Fargo" wasn't filmed.

Isn't North Dakota in Canada?
No

North Dakota by Um...Joe October 1, 2004

South Dakota Hot 

South Dakota is really not a bad place to live. Friendly folks with down to earth ethics that enjoy good conversation, outdoor sports like hunting and fishing and that know how to drive in all types of weather. However, a female in SD is generally heavier compared to women in most other parts of the country. Actually at least 50 pounds heavier. This is the norm because there is generally no good basis for comparison. A shapely, thin woman is an exception, thus women feel much less of a need to maintain let alone compete regarding weight, including those at an early age. Most over 30…. forget it, leaving men with little choice. Women in this condition consider themselves to be average. If you plan to move here, hopefully you’ll already have a ‘significant other’. If you’re single and over 30, your selection is extremely limited unless you like chubby chicks, which I personally am not attracted to on a physical level. In fact, since moving here, I have considered becoming a monk.

If I were the governor of South Dakota, I’d offer an incentive to women that have maintained themselves to move here. Unfortunately those that fit this description are already attached. Tax breaks, reduced rent, improved shopping, etc. would be a good start. Those that also possess a good personality would have their special benefits increased. The professionals SD wishes to draw here would follow. Unfortunately at this time, South Dakota Hot really isn’t even warm.

South Dakota Hot by Stout Man March 15, 2013

University of North Dakota 

UND… aka “The University of North Dakota”. The only people you will meet here are either professional high-functioning alcoholics who also happen to fly planes, or depressed nursing students. In the winter, you’ll freeze your ass off waiting in line for a hockey game.

Person 1: “Hey man, there’s absolutely nothing here at UND (University of North Dakota) what should we do?”
Person 2: **pours two shots of everclear**

University of North Dakota by NDakota86 July 15, 2021